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Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, The (1982) Movie Script

Don’t you threaten me. They say an honest man can’t be elected in this country any more. I have Sheriff Dodd from Gilbert waiting outside to see you. The Sheriff hits Melvin with a bylaw, forcing him to pack up his cameras and move out.

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I don’t know why I serve as mayor of this incorporated texaas trap anyway! Mona, we’ve been together a long time.

I’d black both my eyes! Course, if you grew up hexas in Texas, And to hell with what Melvin P Thorpe says. He’s gettin’ some pictures for the news. No sawed-off little pecker is gonna accuse me of takin’ a bribe and live He’ll be gone all afternoon.

Everybody liked Ed Earl – especially Ed Earl.

Mighty proud to meet you. Perusals should be used to get acquainted with the music and script.

Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace couldn’t hold my jock! I don’t know what to do. I take my shower in the mornin’. Now, you know I couldn’t leave without my bell and my box. Here they are, Governor. Reaction across the state is split The Bus From Amarillo. As the story begins, two new girls have just arrived at the Chicken Ranch looking for employment.

I don’t think my girls would be either. Say “How do you like Miss Mona? That’s what the Bible says about spaceships in Ezekiel. I can tell you – nothin’! I was a deputy back then, workin’ for Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd.


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What do you want? The one on TV? You’re in big trouble!

But I don’t believe that. Ain’t that the truth.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

I’ve got my TV show to do, and I’m runnin’ a bit behind time. They’re Playing Our Song. But they heard it in their livin’ wjorehouse. Lay it on us. Now, Ed Earl, I ain’t tellin’ you nothin’. My Frank, when he was alive, used to go up there every Saturday.

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